Title: Whatever Floats Your Boat (1/3)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Emily/JJ
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/Romance
Disclaimer: I don't own em.  CRACK!fic.
Summary: The BAU goes undercover on a gay cruise.
A/N: This story just fell out of my head one night, but don't ask what else was in there.  I self beta. Reviews are appreciated.
A/N: Hadn't posted anything in an age so I figured I'd put up one of the many fics that's been rotting away on my hard drive. Happy IDF!

 

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Title: A Tale of Two Sixes (Epilogue)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica / Star Trek Voyager crossover
Pairing: Seven of Nine/Six
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em.
Summary: Circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt? AU all the way. Femslash.
A/N: ARGH! This is the last bit that livejournal refused to allow me to post with the other part- so here it is. LOL.

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Title: A Tale of Two Sixes (7/7)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica / Star Trek Voyager crossover
Pairing: Seven of Nine/Six
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em.
Summary: Circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt? AU all the way. Femslash.
A/N: My muse completely bailed on me so I had to track her down and force her at gunpoint to finish this. But I FINALLY FINISHED!!!! I didn't beta this as much as I typically do so I apologize for any errors.

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Title: A Tale of Two Sixes (6/7)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica / Star Trek Voyager crossover
Pairing: Seven of Nine/Six
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own em.
Summary: Circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt? AU all the way. Femslash. Last chapter, lest you have forgotten (its been a while): Kara Thrace fights Six in the messhall. And then Caprica Six makes an appearance.


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Title: Self Serving
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Kahlan/Nicci, Kahlan/Cara
Rating: M ... This is a smutty crackfic!
Disclaimer: I don't own them- and after this fic, thank god. No serious spoilers- just the first 150 words of this fic- everything after that is just plain bullshit...*cough* I mean AU!
Summary: This takes place in the middle of 'Bound' episode 14 season 2. Kahlan and Nicci are linked magically and feel what the other feels. What if Nicci chose to use pleasure instead of pain to punish Kahlan. Starts in the middle of the episode- when she's fighting guards and... I assume you watched it.
A/N: This is my first foray into the lots fandom. I hope you laugh, I laughed writing it. Comments welcome. ;-)

( This was quite easily the greatest day of Cara's life. )

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Title: A Tale of Two Sixes
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Star Trek Voyager / Battlestar Galactica crossover
Pairing: Seven of Nine/Six
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I swear, I don't own any of them! The title for this fic was inspired by Charles Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities.
Summary:  Circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt?
A/N: I self beta... :-)

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Title: Losing Your Bearings (2/2)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Emily/JJ
Rating: PG-13 (for language really)
Summary: After finishing up a case in the Alaskan wilderness, Emily is cornered by a large, furry piece of trouble. Oneshot.
Disclaimer: RaaaAAAAR!!
A/N: I actually added an epilogue- this never made it into the main story- for obvious reasons lol. Its quite a departure. But I figured I could tack it on at the end without doing too much damage to the original storyline. :-) Enjoy.

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Title: Losing Your Bearings (1/2)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Emily/JJ
Rating: PG-13 (for language really) I gave Emily a bit of a potty mouth, but given the circumstances I think its appropriate.
Summary: After finishing up a case in the Alaskan wilderness, Emily is cornered by a large, furry piece of trouble. Oneshot. (LJ has funky length requirements so I'll have to post in more than one part. But anywhere else, this is oneshot.) This might become part of a series... not sure yet.
Disclaimer: I don't own this fandom, but I do own several others- and its a secret so I can't tell you which ones because they don't exist. See? See? Do you see??? :-P
A/N: This story is a testament to my randomness. 

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Title: 'A Tale of Two Sixes' (4/7?)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica / Star Trek Voyager crossover
Pairing: Seven of Nine/Six
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Owning them is just something I fantasize about it. *g*
Summary: Circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt? AU all the way. This chapter: Six and Seven go to a birthday party.

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